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The Career Bloom Podcast
Tired of boring career advice? Welcome to Career Bloom, the podcast that cuts the fluff and gets real. Host Lauren Deats dishes out no-nonsense advice on everything from resumes and interviews to salary talks and HR help. We're also pulling back the curtain on the most cringey, hilarious career fails. If you're ready to get ahead and have a laugh while doing it, this is the show for you.
The Career Bloom Podcast
The Honeymoon Phase is Over: When the "Dream Job" Starts Showing Its True Colors
Did the "New Job Smell" wear off faster than a cheap air freshener? You're not alone. This week, Lauren is pulling back the curtain on the inevitable "Job Honeymoon" crash.
We’re diving deep into why the "Unlimited PTO" promise is actually a trap and why that "vibrant culture" usually just means everyone is too tired to complain. Lauren provides down-to-earth, actionable scripts for handling the "Bait and Switch" and teaches you how to become a "5:01 PM Ghost" to save your sanity.
In this episode, we cover:
- Corporate Love Bombing: Why the first 30 days are a performance and how to spot the "Micromanagement Leash."
- The "Other Duties as Assigned" Script: A literal word-for-word guide on how to tell your boss you aren't doing three jobs for one salary.
- The 85% Rule: Why giving 110% is the fastest way to get more work (and zero thanks).
- Career Fail: A "culture-building" retreat that turned into a midnight hostage situation involving a "unity stick."
- Sassy HR Tip of the Week: Why "Unlimited PTO" is a scam and why you need to take that random Tuesday off.
Ya'll Get It Together.
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